2002-11-03 - 8:38 a.m.
T�was the night of Halloween, and all through the pad the geeks were a geekin thinkin their �bad the pizza was ordered and the map was laid out Soon it would be time for a hero clix bout. The Avengers prepared, Caps in the lead Cause Joker and Harley had been recently freed Bats and his posse, ready to fight Came to do battle with Doomsday tonight. Then down at the door the dog began fussing And would not shut up no matter the shushing So Puckeater leapt from his chair in a flash And headed down stairs�for he had the cash. He swung open the door as the driver appeared Finally! At last our hot pizza was here Then back upstairs the Puckeater did fly Where we stuffed our geek faces with hot pizza pie. And then it was time, we knew all the risks But who could say no to a challenge like this? So the Heroes we lined up on the table with care Prepared to do battle on land and in air Now Hulk! Now Wasp! Now Black Panther and Vision! Go Witch and go Captain we�ve now got our mission! Over the fence and on to the field We are the Avengers�and we will not yield! The Hulk knew his job he�d already been told Go out on the field and Snatch up that Pole! So Vision took Hulk straight in to the fray While Captain and Wasp backed them up all the way And then there came Batman his posse in tow They�d not be late getting into the show But then poor old Batman took such a great fright When he saw how the Hulk snatched up that big light With his muscles all bulging, and hefting his club The mighty Green Hulk turned and strode through the mud He was after the Bat but we do not know why But if he connected with him he surely would die Yet the Bat was still confident with his companions around And with a well placed Batarang he knocked Hulk�s club to the ground It was now time for the Bat team to play but thanks to the Witch it just wasn�t their day Hulk reached back down to pick up his stick Thinking how Batman was such a big prick But then what should appear to disrupt Hulk�s simple plan None but the Cat Woman, with whip in her hand Again the Hulk�s club fell from his grasp But the dish they called Cat Woman he couldn�t let pass So he reached to grab her, but he was too slow The leather clad cat woman avoided his blow Hulk now enraged picked up his bat And went off in search of the leather clad cat Up on a rooftop the Kitty he spied Then turned to ole Vision to ask for a ride. The Hulk was deposited on the rooftop with care Which gave poor little Cat Woman a terrible scare And with a grunt and a roar Hulk hefted his bat And then brought it around and swatted the cat The kitty in leather was a little too slow Boo Boo was beaten by Hulks Mighty blow as she collapsed to the ground with a crash Hulks turned to his next foe and bellowed �HULK SMASH!�
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