2002-11-01 - 1:59 p.m.
Sigh�
Ok, ok�
Knock Knock�
Who�s there�
Boston�s Goalie�groan�
Boston�s goa�duck�s score�ok�fine.
Look and 8 game streak is pretty darn good�side it�s the Rangers on Sat. I think we�ll be fine.
It was the night of All Hallows Eve, and all through the pad, the Geeks were a playin, thinkin their bad...
Ok�so I gave out candy last night. And sure enough, there were quite a few little darlins out and about. I was visited by Batman and the Scarlett Witch, Sponge Bob, a Power Ranger, quite a few SWAT agents, a couple of princesses, and an angel. I was more than happy to give all sorts of goodies to these kids. They were polite, said their trick or treats (I had one fellah dressed as an army guy say trick or treat�or I will be forced to blow up you house�hehehe), and thank yous. To you guys�you are welcome back next year. But to you other little fuckers�yeah you know who you are�Hey fuck you ya little shits. It is cause of kids like you that the City has to pass laws to regulate trick or treating. You fuckers who range in age up to and passed in 2 cases (at least) 17. You little shits who can�t bother with a costume, who can�t bother with saying trick or treat. You little bastards who make a grab for the candy bowl to get as big a handful as possible and then run�Fuck you. You lying bitches who wander in your little herds around the neighborhoods, without any costumes on going from house to house�claiming to be trick or treating for your niece. Don�t lie to me. Do you think I am stupid? We ask where your niece is�and you have no answer�ya know, if your gunna lie to me, at least have a good fuckin story ready. Don�t insult me with that weak ass shit you call a good cover story.
But what am I to do? Stand on my yard ALL night with a bat? My neighbors rejected one gang of no costume wearin much to old little shits�and ya know what they did? They broke every flower pot that Cheryl had out from of her place. So what do we do�give in to this? Give these little fuckers candy as payoff for not breaking our things? WTF? Am I dealing with the mob here? Do I now have to pay for �protection� on Halloween? I have to give candy out or these little shits will bust up anything they can get to?
I told ya it would happen. I told you it would piss me the fuck off. But what am I to do? I guess nothing but get mad�and piss and moan on D-land. I�ll subject my friends to my rants�while the little shits who should be getting this earfull are at home stuffing their face and getting sick on �blood candy�. Ya know�Today I am taking over wall duty from the Criminal. Sorry man�but today, all those little greedy no costume wearing, no trick or treat sayin, lyin, bustin stuff up if you don�t give em what they want, candy grabbin fucker are goin against the wall. And I will be givin out tickets to anyone who has a �piece of candy� that they want to give em.
Now aside from the frustrating �trick or treat Mafia� the evening was full of geek boy goodness. Puckeater, the Samurai, Vlad, and I spent the evening stuffing our faces with pizza, diet sodas, watchin the Flyers Whoop the shit out of the Coyotes, and engaging in a HERO CLIX SMACKDOWN!
Hehe...check back later for a recap of the night...in poem form. It should be great fun.
Looks like the SHO parts will arrive today. Which I am both happy about, and frustrated with. I am happy that it is not taking 4 FUCKIN months to get the parts this time, but why on a Friday? This means that I am going to have to wait the entire weekend until I can get to the garage to do anything with em. Bah�Next week I should have a SHO again though!
The trip to the knee specialist went well�I guess. She poked and prodded, twisted and bent, and basically screwed with my knee for a good 15 minutes�then smiled at me and said �Now lets try and figure out what hurts. I am going to do some things with your knee to try to determine what type of injury it is. Let me know if anything I do hurts�� Blink�blink�I swear if she had not been so damn cute, I would have put my big ole ham fist right in her nose. The first thing she did was get me to (somewhat) hyperextend my knee and twist�OWWWWWW! Sunnuva BITICH! See this is how I hurt it in the first place. She smiled and said��oh ok I think I know what the problem is. You have a stressed/strained ACL. Not torn or anything (thank God). 5 minutes later, my knee crying, she takes measurements of my leg�comments on my very nicely muscled calves�and asks me, do you want black or blue? First thing throught my head was �Oh SHIT! She�s gunna start twisting my knee again!!!� Then I realized she was finally talking about the brace color. Whew�
So the long and the short of this little story is I have a cute orthopedic specialist who likes pain�or at least inflicting it. And I won�t be getting my brace, one of those ones with the hinges and all�but not the adjustable hinges. We both decided that since nothing was torn, I didn�t need something THAT hard core. Sides it would not have fit under my work clothes, until next Thursday. So I guess till then I will be popping the Aleeve like it was candy. Sigh�Guess it is going to be a quiet action free weekend for me. Bah�
Today I learned that I had way too much to say, so I won�t be getting into analyzing my Astrology stuff. Perhaps I will this weekend though�It is not like I have anything else to do�
OH and I have also learned that you guys are starting to share!!! That is SO cool. I love reading the guestbook, or yall�s sites and seeing �today I learned�� hehehe�.
And how bout you? Did you learn anything today?
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